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The Course of Justice

The course of justice is a filthy perv:

It watches panda porn and wears tight thongs,

And likes to pleasure dogs with bawdy songs

About the joys of inter-species lurve.

It smears itself in lard, and takes a snap

To show on Facebook, or on Instagram,

Then gets a stiffy watching Fireman Sam,

And spills its seed upon its pervy lap.

Why did the course of justice hum this tune?

What led it up this wicked deviant road?

What caused it, as described, to shoot its load?

I'll tell you: Vicky Pryce and Mr Huhne

Conspired between themselves, with vile intent,

To make the course of justice not unbent.